mjalti:

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

(via thebootydiaries)

sebandmia:

matty dancing during tootimetootimetootime is a whole mood

(via mattys1975)

getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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(via p-nkiie)

positive-memes:

perfect pornhub videos don’t exis-

(via tallandsad)

curlywhirliness:

i-chew-on-pushpins:

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

Like you’ve never wanted to lay in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.

(via hellians)

falastinniya:

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

(via gardedamour)

womanbecomescow:

ss18:

womanbecomescow:

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

ITS

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snailina:

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

(via gurhl)

chafing-balaclava:

“I used to be an ATHEIST, now im like an atheist.”

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it.

flag-spinning-demiboy:

Always reblog this.

(via semiautomatickitten)

gwynndolin:

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

(via cxfee)

read-me-to-wonderland:

if i have another feeling again im kicking my own ass

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